Hiki-komori

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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silentwalrus1

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

silentwalrus1

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

pochowek

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

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sparkafterdark:
“ tyrannosarcophagous:
“ nerdgul:
“ sparkafterdark:
“ witchchad:
“ totallyfubar:
“ sparkafterdark:
“ momunofu:
“ dadurl:
“ momunofu:
“ chillin on a Saturday night
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Calm down jojo
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you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I...
momunofu

chillin on a Saturday night

dadurl

Calm down jojo

momunofu

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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sparkafterdark

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

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 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

witchchad

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get on my level boys

sparkafterdark

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

tyrannosarcophagous

this post appears once every million years

sparkafterdark

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.